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Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth April 23, 2011

97πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan May 27, 2011

75πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Statistics

The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.

Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."

by PolarBearKorean July 30, 2011

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Statistics

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.

Statistics Yuh!
Statistics Yuh! Yuh!

by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 15, 2020

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

82πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Statist

Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, collectivist parasite which leeches off the productive private sector at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses statist law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...

A statist is just about anyone who's not an anarcho-capitalist

by ANCAPS September 1, 2008

1121πŸ‘ 335πŸ‘Ž


Statist

Someone who believes in the practice or doctrine of giving a centralized government control over economic planning and policy.

A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.

by adamythos October 8, 2010

257πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž