Daikatana

John Romero also made a Nintendo 64 version of this game which is even WORSE than the PC version.

Daikatana is basically about shooting robotic frogs and mosquitos in a dull green environment.

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corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

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Final Fight

An old CAPCOM beat-em-up series which hosted a former pro-wrestler/now mayor of New York/Metro City called Mike Haggar, who, with the help of a ninja named Guy and a street thug named Cody, proceed to beat the living crap out a gang called the Mad Gear, who made a fatal mistake of kidnapping the mayor's daughter.

I still play Final Fight to this day!

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sizzle

The sound of something roasting.

Those barbecued pork ribs sure did sizzle on my grill.

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vibrator

A Feminist's best friend.

Since she refused to have sex with men, Cindy had to make do with her broken vibrator.

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Las Vegas

A city that's owned by the casino companies that have their businesses there.

Nowadays, casinos in Las Vegas rig their slot machines so that you'll never win unless you play continuously for 400 years.

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Slim Shadey

Eminem

The worst rapper since the plague of Vanilla Ice. The only reason he is so popular with the wiggers and wankstas is because he is one of the few white folks in the rap "music" scene. He wins so many awards on MTV and the Grammys because they are both RIGGED by the record labels and TRL.

Slim Shadey is just another mama's boy

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