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Someone who strongly dislikes sand.
Anakin doesn't like sand, because it's coarse, and rough, 'n' irritating, and it gets everywhere!
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The chosen one. Said to bring balance to the force. Married in secret. Lost one of his arms. He brought peace freedom and security to his new empire. Tried it
Anakin let her go... let her go.
A really fucking lit person who always has your back. He can seem a little cocky at times but usually he is really caring and generous. He has heard all of the Star Wars jokes in existence so don’t even bother cracking one when u meet him. Anakin has a huge dick even though it may not seem like it. But most of all, Anakin will look out for all of his friends and will do his best to please them.
John: Bro I’m so lucky to have a friend like Anakin
Brad: Ya Anakin is the best.
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He has a huge dick very very handsome and sexy gets all the girls. He is also loves sport he always has a 6 pack
And is a alpha male. The laddies wish they had a guy like him.
“Wow that guy named Anakin is so hot!”
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The Romeo in Lucas' Starwars. Drawn to save his incredible love, Padame, Anakin went to any and all lengths to save her. Doomed by fate, Anakin Skywalker symbolically died (like Romeo) and emerges as the resurrected Darth Vader. Padme, his Juliet, dies from a broken heart.
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(Verb) To massacre children in cold blood
I anakin my children when I’m mad
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