SPITZ

an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.

SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary

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