Blue ton

The approximate weight of a fat-ass blue whale

(This word has been used in my family so much but turns out it doesn’t exist so I’m putting it on here)

You’re mom so fat she weighs a blue ton

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ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.

I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀

Cloud of smell

The cloud of vape that leeches out from under your sons bedroom door

Im starting to think my son is a vape lord. I ran into another cloud of smell right after he left the house this morning.