Bennie

A young lady who made the fantastic choice of attending the College of St. Benedict in St. Joseph, Minnesota. Contrary to what others (who are wrong) may say, Bennies are extremely valuable to the world through their incredible intelligence, people skills, and values instilled by the university. They are some of the most amazing people, friends, and companions one may find. Though they are very beautiful, Bennies are not defined by their looks and should not be objectified as such, and rather appreciated for their wide variety of valuable life skills and individual exceptionalities.

I've met many Bennies in my time, and I have never left a conversation with them unsatisfied by the result.