King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.