The Rainbow Bridge

The rainbow bridge is a part of heaven that is crossed by a beloved pet and their owner every day, your pets go to a lovely valley where everything is happy and they are healthy and as soon as you pass there is a lovely reunion and you and your fur baby will cross the bridge, never to be parted again.

Old person; “I will see you after I cross the rainbow bridge with Oreo.”
Teen; “Grandpa you’re delusional.”
Old person; “Just wait and see.”

Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.

Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO