out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

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Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

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Wordjack

To commandeer or seize control of a word; to assign a new meaning to an existing word.

Guy: Wait, what? Your name is Isis? Are you a terrorist?
Girl: Fuck you. Those arseholes wordjacked my name.

roider

Steroid abuser. Muscle-bound freak. Roid junkie.

Look at that ugly meat head, must be a roider!
Oh, that's Arnie Szhwarzenegger.

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Austrolygon

A literal or figurative visual representation of the shape of the Australian landmass with or without non-contiguous states or territories.

Kath: Soiriously, Kel. Why do most so many Austrolygons leave Tasmania out?

Kel: What's a Tasmania?

throw your voice

To have an out of stomach experience, i.e. to vomit.

You don't look too well mate, hope you're not going to throw your voice.

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#australigram

A hashtag used on Instagram for images of Australia or by Australians.

Sharon: Oh moi gawd, did you see wot's trending on Instagram, Kath?

Kath: Shaz, I only follow #australigram on Instagram, so if it's not hashed as #australigram on Instagram, I don't give a damn about your gram.

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