puke hole

n. the mouth. Used especially as an insult. An example can be found in an episode of "The Simpsons" where Millhouse vomits to comic effect on the US flag.

"shut your puke hole, kid"

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malcolm'd

1. To be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.

2. To be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection

Oh no I've just been Malcolm'd (works for both definitions)

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cannot

1. Originally an expression used to signify that something was not possible but now more widely used as a synonym for "will not"
2. abbrev. of "cannot be bothered"

1. I cannot believe it
2. I cannot make it in to work today because I have sprained my eyeball.
3. I cannot pay my child maintenance this month

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slitter

n. (orig. Scotland) A person who lacks hand to mouth co-ordination and as a result makes a messof their clothing and/or the surrounding environment.

That baby with the spaghetti bowl on his head is such a slitter.

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