Kaiju Nerd

A person, male or female, generally in their teens, who has an obsession over Godzilla/Gamera/Ultraman movies, books, figures, and whatnot relating to Kaiju. They would much like it if you referred to them as "Kaiju Fans", which is what you can also call them.

Kaiju Nerd 1: "Gigan is my favorite Kaiju because he's a cyborg and he originates from Space Hunter Nebula!"
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Well, King Ghidorah also originates from Space Hunter Nebula, has appeared in FAR more movies than Gigan has, and is supposedly Godzilla's greatest foe."
Kaiju Nerd 1: "But King Ghidorah doesn't have a buzzsaw on his chest."

Kaiju Nerd 1: "Did you see the Memorial Box Megalon up on ebay?"
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Yeah, but it was a bootleg."
Kaiju Nerd 1: "No wonder it was so cheap..."
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Well, they have the Bandai Creation "PACK OF DESTRUCTION" at KB toys for only 15 bucks!"
Kaiju Nerd 1: "Man, if only I made that much money..."
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Get a better job...or...sell some of your collection.."
Kaiju Nerd 1: "My god, man! Have you gone mad?!"
**Kaiju Nerd 1 hits Kaiju Nerd 2 over the head with a Godzilla figure**
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Sorry."

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Hibernate

A friendly word used to signify when one gets beat, most commonly in a game.

Guy A: "How many points did you get?"
Guy B: "15!"
Guy A: "I only got 3!"
Guy C: "Man, you just got HIBERNATED!"

or

**Guy A walks by**
**Guy B extends hand**
Guy B: "Gimme five!"
**Guy A keeps on walking**
Guy C: "Man...total hibernation, right there."

or

Guy A: "It's Friday."
Guy B: "No, it's Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday."
Guy B: "Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday!"
**Guy C walks up**
Guy C: "Hey, it's Saturday."
Guy D: "Dude, you just got hi-ber-NATED!"

or

Guy A: "You up to a game of Marbles?"
Guy B: "Ha ha, you know I'm going to hibernate you, right?"

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oxygen destroyer

A device created by Dr. Serizawa in the original 1954 'Godzilla' film.
The device is a weapon of mass destruction, able to completely wipe out oxygen in a given area.
The professor has a dilemma. He must destroy the device before it falls into the wrong hands. But, should he use it against Godzilla?
In the end, he sacrifices himself, and uses the Oxygen Destroyer to kill both him and Godzilla, so the Oxygen Destroyer will never be created again.
HOWEVER, precambrian life forms in the ocean soil mutated over the course of 41 years. These creatures destroy the oxygen in living organisms. The precambrian microbes mutate into 'Destroyah'. The Destroyah starts out in many juvenile crab-like forms, then joins together as an aggregating giant crab form, then a flying form, and a final form with massive wings.
Of course, he is killed by Godzilla and the JSDF

Oxygen Destroyer: the only way that man has been able to stop Godzilla.
(Aside from Mechagodzilla 1993, of course, which was thwarted by Rodan. Had Rodan not interveinved, Godzilla would not have survived without his other brain)

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mom burn

Twice the power of a regular burn.

Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."

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Go Boom

To get all blown up

"Thomas go boom!" (Thomas blew up)

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roses

A beautiful red (or white, yellow, pink) thorned flower that girls absolutely adore, especially when given to them in bunches of 12.

Guy 1: So, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Guy 2: Roses and a box of chocolates.
Guy 1: Well, aren't YOU original...
Guy 2: Oh, yeah? Well, what did you get YOUR girlfriend?
Guy 1: Roses and ...shut up...

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roses

roses in outkast's song has NOTHING to do with vaginas...its just an expression to point out to the girl "caroline" that her shit (which she thinks is like roses) actually is just plain shit.

where the hell did you get vagina for THAT definition??

roses really smell like poo-poo

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