Rag-a-muffin

1. One who looks a bit like a homeless person.
2. One who does not comb their hair.
3. One who wears old beat-up cloths.
4. Someone who is physically a mess.

Sally would look like a total rag-a-muffin till she bathed, did her hair and put on clean cloths.

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Sweater Puppy

A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"

Dude, check out the sweater puppy in that chick's coat!

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