Walldo

A wall mounted dildo. Normally has a suction cup on one end for wall mounting.

Girl: I'm so horny right now
Gay male: Go home and play with your walldo then.

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embrace the suck

Often used by NCO's in the military. The term would be used when an individual or a group must complete a task that is pointless, tiring, and/or lame.

NCO: Hey gather up, we need to mow the grass before we are released today.
Soldier: That's bullshit, we had all day to do that.
NCO: Well then just embrace the suck and get it done.

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