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When you're so close to having diabetes that you can feel the tickle of Wilford Brimley's mustache.
No, I do not want a cookie! I already have some diabrimstache going on over here.
Portmanteau of "vaginal jedi": a woman who has a strange power over men and usually gets whomever she wants but uses her forces for good. Often she is an extroverted nerd or geek whose sexual prowess is surprising.
She arrived at the party in a WoW tshirt and black-rimmed nerd glasses. She left with the hottest guy there and 3 others' gamertags. A true vagedi.
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Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.
I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.
Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!
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