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While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.
I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.
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The least favoured hat, the hat that when no sock/towel/tissue is available, becomes the bearer of discarded cum after a dutiful wank. Can also be related to a human who bears as much valiance towards mankind as the fuckhat.
Hey Melissa have you seen Ben sin e your date?
No way, that boy is a serious fuckhat.
When your friend is constantly chasing and flirting with someone in the hopes th sleep together even though the other person isn't at all interested.
Look at gregg over there talking to sindy... He's full of Ass hope
After a solid shagathon, cover your entire body in garlic butter and slide on the floor or any public space until you encounter a suitable lover. You must then shit on their genitals, suck it off their dick/pussy and vomit it into their mouth. If they are immediately sick they have to shag their dad.
I need a new lover, I might try the dirty rosanna
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The ace of inserting your penis into a burst pustule, distributing the pus all over your cock then slapping them hard in the face with your dick. Once your penis is clean you hatefuck them raw in the arse while fingering any other hole of your choice. Finish by cumming onto a tampon then shoving it up their arse before it expands.
My lover is a bit of a prick, might do the dirty luke on them later
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