Sobieski

A weird ass teacher who smell like spoiled dragon fruit, claims to be healthy but is clearly overweight, and got their ankles broken by a 16 year old in a basketball game and was forced to walk in a cast for a week.

"Ms. Sobieski! I'm so sorry I broke your ankles back there."
"It's okay. I was tired anyways."
"Well I'm glad you're okay."
"You know this means you're getting an F in my class, right?"
"Just kidding you half-educated walrus ass bitch. Fuck you, your legs, and your over-sized husband."