Rural Dictionary

figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.

The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.

by Abby December 4, 2004

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Emma

Emma is a slag. she lies to people to make them hate you so she can have them all to herself. she would fuck anyone for a piece of string and lie and say she is a virgin. her vagina resembles a ducks mouth and smells like the fish bit in morrisons. shes like a black mamba. highly aggressive, and strike with deadly percision and like a black mamba she doesnt only strike once shell strike 12 times in a row.

denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by inderct resistance to her own demands. she is her own worst enemy and trys to put on this big act but never seems to be able to keep it the same changes the story every time and gets found out.

friend 1 - what is that slag Emma wearing
friend 2 - i don't fucking know

friend 1 - god shes such a slag
friend 2 - she worse than a crack whore
friend 1 - she would suck any dick

friend 2 - she can suck my dick

friend 1 - shes such a jew

by Abby May 2, 2016

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anti flag

a totally awsome punk band
Justin Sane
Pat Thetic
Chris Head
Chris #2

liberal: anti-flag is an awsome band
conservative: i think they are hipicritical and just want to run poor geroga bush out of office. george bush is my hero!
liberal: if only you knew...

by Abby October 3, 2004

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