emo helmet

it's that shiny blue black bowl cut emo kids run around with.

Dude, I just washed my emo helmet for the first time in weeks!

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chancey

outgoing and very knowledgeable. is very hyper and funny, but sometimes acts clueless.

chancey is soo ... idk

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yousuckirule

a madradhair take off that's not nearly as hip or judgemental

so I updated my yousuckirule profile last night

mate

Mate (pronounced "mahtay" and also called by its full name "yerba mate)) is a medicinal and cultural drink of ancient origins. Introduced to the world by the Guarani Indians of South America, Mate contains ingredients that help keep its drinkers healthy and energetic. It is quickly replacing coffee among the health conscious and cultural hipsters. It is addictive.

There is no way I will be able to make through the party without more mate, I will crash.

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hook

A slang reference to a person

Check out the stupid hook, nobody likes him.

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spoot

Another word for cum or semen. It's more polite and no one REALLY knows what you are talking about.

Dude, you got some spoot on me!

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tots

another name for tits, or breasts.

I can't ever find a shirt at that store that will fit my big tots.

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