promcrastinate

The act of making promises to get something done, but in reality it’s an attempt to procrastinate on actually getting it done.

My boss promcrastinated me a promotion soon, like they always do.

indouche

involuntarily celibate male douchebag in a group who can’t get laid, typically comes out as night progresses, becomes douchey, toxic, and crass to avoid feeling like a failure. Makes dumb comments to people living their lives because their existence reminds him that he’s not that important

That indouche is having a rough night, such a chip on his shoulder - keeps having to remind people he doesn’t know that he exists by creating noise pollution

Forefeed

An action with enough energy to elicit a reaction. The energy required depends on the reactor type: a rock , for example, may need more energy to show a change from its baseline state, that is, energy required to pick the rock up or to break it. On the other hand, a person may be affected just by a glance.

Abdul doesn't need a lot of forefeed from you, he's pretty attuned to what you need.