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When you go to the bar with your pals for a good ol' time and the big ol' muscular, 3 alien penised, Dom comes in when you're all drunk and brings you home.
Guy 1: dude, I witnessed an assfuck last night
Guy 2: woah, really??
Alien ballsack on crack big smack butt crack cute snack thick pack
Me: "Ned get your ass over here"
Ned: "ok"
To queef and fart at the same time
Friend 1: Boy, I just guarted
Friend 2: Dayum!!!
Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags
You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please