no-shave-ember

A holiday which lasts the entire month of November. To observe it, one does not shave for the entire month.

Most commonly observed by college students.

A: "Dude, you're looking kinda beastly. Why don't you shave?"
B: "Sorry, man, no can do. There are still two weeks left in No-shave-ember."

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smoosh buddy

sex buddy; a person that you go to for sex

Hey...are you headed over to your smoosh buddy's for some fun?

Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?

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