taco bell

To taco bell, or eat huge amouts of shitty food(not necessarily taco bell) then go party for the night, and wake up the next morning, not really remembering what when on, or why your ass is toatally demolished. Frequent taco bellers are refered to as "Bellies" and are usually fat, stupid, and suck dick just for that one last "Gordita"
Though most people agree that Belling fairly tits, it is not advised to do so on a regular basis.

"dude, you wanna go taco belling to night?"
"hell yea, you wanna go to White Asshole or taco hell?"

*mother "Look at you! did you you go belling last night?"
*son shits his pants and goes back to sleep.

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Egostatistical

A smart ass that knows everything that ever has been, is now, and ever will be, and reminds everyone of this at every given moment. You try to reference something loosely just for effect, and this guy brings everything to a screeching halt correcting you with minor details, sounding all smart like. no one really likes this person, but he tags along like he’s part of the group. he is put up with though because usually the guy has a sweet house with a hot tub that you take full advantage of.

You: Dude, This rubix is impossible!

Egostatistical"friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.

You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot tub.

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butter

mild shit dribble caused by trying too hard to fart and possesing a weak O-ring. the farter then runs quikly for a saftey wipe, only to find his "butter" running down his leg. If the farter is an extremist, he will hide his "Butter" in his buddies refrigerator or smear it all over his friends walls.

I tried to blast ass but all that resulted was a large stream of butter.

I found my friends butter smeared all over my bedroom, so i had to cap that nigger.

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Saternasty

feeling of worthlessness on a saterday night while sitting alone and inhaling stale food and warm beer while your flea bitten poodle runs amok.

"You see that guy? He is going to be that guy who gets saternasty every weekend."
"Man, that saternasty sucked."

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Steez

Ass crack. Usually hairy and containing lots of dingle berries. Could also be used as a term of annoyence.

That plumber had some nasty steez.

I was at the beach and got sand all up in my steez.

Man, why you all up in my steez?

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