yokos

Absolute worst person or place, to a point where you hate them but saying anything will only cause unnecessary drama.

Guy 1: I’m gonna put my sandwich in here
Guy2: *eats sandwich*
Guy1: don’t be a Yokos my guy

Rowling

A set of 'coincidences' that are too many to truly be coincidental. Usually revolving around one person.

Sappho "Hey did you hear that Author was named after the guy who created Conversion Therapy? I also noticed they don't promote their Gay characters anymore"
Brick "Yeah, they helped out a Homophobic Right-Wing Christian recently too. It kinda tracks; they set up their charity with a big homophobe"
Helga "Oh but it gets better, after that they tried to defend themselves by saying multiple gay people supported her by speaking over gay voices."
Sappho "Such a Rowling, am I right?"