jesus shoes

Nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray Jesus' footwear to look like.

Just got my Jesus Shoes from the nudists. Picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-butter, too!

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Cockbot

(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.

(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.

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bonk

an unspeakable religious slur of severe hatred which refers to those who lack religion.

as offensive as nigger, wop, spic, jew, etc.

you are a fucking bonk!

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slobberknockered

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

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osht

(1)Generally meant as a '1337' shortening for "Oh shit". Often used to get around chat-filters.

(2)When emphasis is put on it, it can be used as a condescending interjection.

(1)osht, i just TK'd.

(2)n00b: hay guyz i just put a magnet to my television and-
Coolguy2: OSHT!?

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