Drop a Swamp

A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.

"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."

"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."

Boston Terrier

1. A typically black dog with white markings ranging from 10-25 lbs, the Boston terrier is known as the "American Gentleman."

2. Reference to the cult following the breed has developed.

"Look a Boston Terrier! I have to go meet the owner and swap stories of all the Bostons we have ever raised, stretching into antiquity."

"BOSTON!"

- followed by much petting and happiness.

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Apoop

1. Astern; Behind a ship; At or toward the stern of a ship.

2. Slang for being trailed by a member of the same sex, usually male to male.

"Aye, the tug boat is apoop of the Queen Elizabeth"

"Don't look now bro, but remember that guy at the bar? He is totally apoop of you as we speak."

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