mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

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boobalicious

Adjective describing a woman with very nice curves.

Originated from the bubble gum brand "Bubblicious".

She's so boobalicious she has men turning their heads everywhere she goes!

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Harvey Wallbanger

Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:

Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.

Bartender: What'll it be? A Juicy Lucy?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.

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slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

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retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.

"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"

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dot communist

Someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.

"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"

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repitition

Repitition is the definition of the collision of similar compositions of words and shit. and shit. and shit

DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
Repitition Repitition Repitition
Stabby Stabby Stabby Stabby.

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