calculus

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.

"I'm taking AP Calculus my senior year. I think it'll give me more options for college."

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ersatz

Being an inferior substitute or alternative.

The show "Mad TV" is an ersatz "Saturday Night Live".

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fragadellic

Adjective pertaining to personal computer or game console that is well suited for violent computer games (see frag).

"Damn! You've got the latest hardware on your system...very fragadellic!'

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chemistry

Interactions that originate from personalities.

"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."

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gleeque

A clique of geeks. They help each other prepare for AP exams and debug code.

Members of the gleeque hacked into the school's network.

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dyscourse

Discourse with more miscommunication than communication.

The newlyweds didn't understand each other. After so much dyscourse, they decided to divorce.

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lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

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