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Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.
Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.
27π 31π
Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".
"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"
164π 97π
A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."
"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"
43π 36π
The act of throwing oneself out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
Fred's emotional pain led to his autodefenestration.
53π 7π
1) Female organs that are:
Okay if small
O O
Better if they protrude
(.)(.)
Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)
Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
3405π 1426π
1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.
2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven childrenΓ’ΒΒ¦all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!
2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
179π 79π
Nothingness in place of desired information.
Antonym: 411
Father: Son, where are you going?
Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.
Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?
Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!
(door slams)
14π 30π