cream of Sum Yung Gai

Semen from a young Asian (especially Chinese) man. Flavor somewhat enhanced by MSG.

Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).

Chang at a bar: Hey babe, do you like Chinese food? Yes? Well how would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai?

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fragadellic

Adjective pertaining to personal computer or game console that is well suited for violent computer games (see frag).

"Damn! You've got the latest hardware on your system...very fragadellic!'

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chemistry

Interactions that originate from personalities.

"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."

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wingdings

A font that has actually stirred some controversy:

* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.

There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).

Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!

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calculus

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.

"I'm taking AP Calculus my senior year. I think it'll give me more options for college."

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sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

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ersatz

Being an inferior substitute or alternative.

The show "Mad TV" is an ersatz "Saturday Night Live".

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