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Seven is by scientific fact the largest number ever. There may be those that can argue that seven isn't the largest number, but they would be incorrect. It is the largest number because 6 is equivalent to 8 and 5 is equivalent to 9 (and so on and so forth). In the olden days, seven was compared to gods, as the number has a special hook on it that not any other number does have. This hook was necessary in grabbing the gods from the heavens and bringing them down to earth so that sacrifices can get to them faster than without the seven bringing them down to earth.
Aaron: "Can you give me a hand with this homework?"
Bailey: "Sure"
Aaron: "What is 20x500?"
Bailey: "Seven"
Aaron: "What?"
Bailey: "It's seven"
Aaron:"I don't think that is-"
Bailey:"KILL THE NON-BELIEVER"
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Seven is everything and nothing all at the same time. In fact, Seven is time. Seven should always be capitalized and spoken about in a positive manner. Seven is the only number, all of the other numbers are just figments of your imagination.
And guess what? Seven is imagination.
Karah: Why is six afraid of Seven?
Jacob: Because everything is afraid of Seven.
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Brock: Want to know the most awesome equation in the world?
Jacob: Okay.
Brock: (7*7+7*7)/(7+7)=7
Jacob: My mind literally just exploded due to the massive amount of godliness that you just bestowed upon the universe.
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A high quality first name with a lot of panache.
Wake up Seven, breakfast is ready.
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meme lord with dark humor who likes cats a lot and his bloodstream is basically Dr. Pepper with a diet of Honey Butter Chips
Her name is Elizabeth the Third, Seven.
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Seven is the God of all Freeversing, his epicness is simply righteous and is also used as a term for an awesome person in order to dictate there coolness. You can rank them as such.
Also used to describe a person who is a veteren at repping the wise and mighty.
Bob: Oh, she's got some Seven going on.
Rachel: I'm the Sevenest person Ever.
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Seven is your perfect mix of bitter and sweet wrapped into one. He is tempermental at times but only cause he wants to be heard. He fears being left but only cause he would never leave anyone. He would do anything for you and love you regardless of what you do to him. He is very conceited even though no other looks at him as he looks at himself. He just wants to spend time with the ones he loves and will always have time for you. He will get walked over and never notice because he sees the good in people. He works hard so he can play harder. Sometimes he is everything you do and don't want.
Seven is your best friends, strongest lover and sometimes your unintentional placemat
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A number used to answer stupid questions.
Son: "Dad how long until we get to the camping grounds" Dad: "Seven"
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