Urban Dickhead

any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry

That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.

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fartscratcher

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

porkslut

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect

never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep

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diet riot

when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.

"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"

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