Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

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germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

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poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.

"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"

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chupta

Anyone from China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore, Cambodia.

UCLA's full of chuptas.

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tennis face

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.

"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."

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Ville

In Louisville call people by "Ville"

greeting a person by "Yo What Up Ville"

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grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.

"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"

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