wild and red

Describes a person that has red hair and freckles, which is unkept and vaguely out of control. This is applicable to most red heads due to their unnatural appearance (overly pasty and wild red curly hair) and aversion to sunlight, like vampires.

Example - did you see that red haired kid? Wow, he looked pretty wild and red with his curly hair, pasty skin and freckles!

Reverse Barracuda

Instead of two in the pink and one in the poo, its two in poo and one in the pink!

The typing pool girl was getting a drink from the water cooler, bending over to get her drink, and wasnt wearing panties, so the work experience guy took his chance and gave her the 'reverse barracuda' - two in the poo and one in the pink