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Thomasluvbot is a very VERY mean tiktok editor that makes people sad with their newtmas edits. They have an odd obsession with Supernatural. They are a malec, thominho, and valmas shipper. They will murder you if you have any sort of disliking towards Red, White, & Royal Blue.
A: "Hey have you seen thomasluvbot's newest edit???"
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As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.
The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.
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When you make a mixed drink using a double, double.
This is what happens when you make a drink that already has a double shot, and toss in another double shot.
Man that double trouble I just drank was a great way to start off the night.
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Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.
My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.
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