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A slo jizz fizz is that lazy piece of cum that pops out when youâre bent over putting your socks back on.
Lisa drank every drop of my cum, down to the slo jizz fizz.
When a woman's labia are enlarged and protruding from her vagina
Tina had a showy pussy. It looked like a roast beef sandwhich, so I chewed on it.
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When you talk shit and canât back it up.
Shane can talk the walk but is a little bitch when it comes to actually walking it. He fucking lumps so he should stutter the walk.
Fuck Shane
When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.
I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddyâs place. Totally worth it
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