txt abrv.

An abbreviation so absurd that it would only be used by people texting in a hurry.

Dude1: I can't understand any of this text my girlfriend just sent me!

Dude2: It appears she's using txt abrv. I'll translate. Apparently, she's late for school. She says she'll see you at lunch.

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speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.

Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.

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