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1. Crusty particulate matter that can flake off of a bad skidmark on underwear found sitting in the hamper for a few days.
2. Name given to someone, usually in jest or under moderate road rage situations, when you are disrespected.
1) Marcie screeching as she is holding up a pair of underwear with a stick that she pulled out of the hamper: Who's chonies are these!!! They got skidbits all over my laundry!!! Choncho!!!
2) Hey Skidbits, stop drinking all the beer I bought!!!
A sexual position, whereby the receiver lays on their stomach, arms extended together above the head, legs extended together. The giver straddles the receiver just below the ass and slides the cock in. Then, feet are extended down to the receiver's feet and use their feet to push off, increasing the thrusting into the receiver.
Babe, when you used the reverse pogo, I came multiple times!
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Similar to a regular booty call. The person that gets called for the booty call is the whore toy, and doesn't mind being one for a moment.
Christi: I am so horny, but all the guys at the party were losers. I'm going to call my whore toy Kevin.
When you get such a big hard on that it pulls the skin on your cheeks down toward the neck. Effect is similar to Bell's Palsy, as it is temporary.
She got me so hard that I got a gnurelny, and I couldn't leave the house for an hour.
When one is extremely drunk and farts loudly while barfing violently. Usually a prelude to shitting oneself while drunk. It's a sign to one's friends to get the person away from the party so they don't overly embarrass themselves.
Jodi was so drunk that she barted in front of them.... It was so embarrassing. We took her home before something worse came out. Good thing she won't remember it in the morning!
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