Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.

I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!

Legal

Habitually generic in day to day life; A person who exhibits a routinely rhetorical standard of living. Mundane; basic; lukewarm personality traits.

I haven’t seen Chad lately.

Got married, got a dog... just livin legal.