Triggernometry

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

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Faux CD

A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.

vibeset

The attitude & mentality of someone who works very hard, but also has fun and takes care of themselves

A healthier version of ‘grindset’

“Damn Adam’s on that vibeset for real. He’s working 7 days a week but also training for a marathon.”

Pseudonese

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

Boil

To smoke marijuana in a sauna.

Timmy: Mum, can I go boil with my mates?
Mum: Sorry Timmy, your father's already using the sauna

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