Hopeless Romantic

Christian Devotie

"It's ya boy, hopeless romantic."

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Morristown, TN

A town where the meth industry thrives, and drug dealers make their copious amounts of deals with underage teenagers. And it smells shit.

Friend: My 10 year old brother got drugs off a drug dealer, last night.
Me: Grow the fuck up, this is Morristown, TN.

The Flash

When screwing a girl as fast as you can.

I gave her the flash last night. It took 2 minutes.

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