Connor

I'm sorry to tell you, but this is actually the truth. Connor is a fucking dick (based on whats all true) who shoves guys in the hall and jumps to conclusion. Very tall. Like, an actual giant to be completely honest. Probably homosexual. Just- maybe. Once threw a printer at a teacher because he couldnt be line leader. He has the most amazing long locks- like I bet its really soft but I have no idea to be completely honest- maybe its greasy as fuck. Connor is one of those kids who looks and probably is going to shoot up the school, burn down his house, and commit suicide in a second. Its true. If you have a Connor thats sweet, loving, caring, and not gay- sorry. I- wow, what a suprise.

Zoe: I'm sorry, Connor is a fucking dick, I know.
Alana: I think he's pretty cool
Zoe: What

Evan: Connor shoved me in the hall today
Jared: Gay
Evan: What the fuck, Jared