introvise

When an introvert makes up a reason to stay home when invited out.

Sarah: “Hey Jordan, will you help me decorate for Alyssa’s birthday party?”
Jordan: “How about we introvise and I’ll make decorations but you guys put them up for me.”

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Poopoo

A flaccid penis

Father: *gets out of the shower*
Toddler: *points at fathers penis* Poopoo!