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A trendy insulated mug given as a gift to conpensate for disappointing intercourse
Was he any good?
Nah man, but I got a Stanley
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How was Matt last night?
Well...I got a Stanley
Like throw it in her, only when you know she's a ho.
I'd throw it in her.
Dude, you wouldn't need to throw it, you could just drop it in her.
When you accidentally type "amd" instead of "and" like a dumbass and now you can't go back and edit your definition.
Me: Yeah, I got my definition published in Urban Dictionary!
Friend: There's a typo!
Me: Amd I'm an idiot...
When someone seems to enjoy explaining things so much and explain waaaaay more than they need to, you swear they cum while doing it.
Did you see Joe's eyes light up when the teacher asked him what he thought about Beowulf?
Yeah, he was mastersplaining why that book is awesome for like 5 minutes.
Wait. Did you show dairy at the bar the other night?
Yeah. I got a free shirt amd everything.
The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.
Hey man, can I pop a squat?
Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.
That girl is tight. Landing strip or triangle?
Nah man, soft shell taco.