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Murtagh

Luke 'Original Moses' Murtagh. Born 29th August, 1802 BC. Spawned as a frog/fish/rat in the Fender, in a Moses basket (hence the name) on the Wirral. The only living Jedi to have survived both World Wars and the ridiculous politics of 19th Century Britain. Currently resides on the Durley, betwixt the Pebb and the Webb, Wirral, Merseyside where his Moses basket was found by Dangly Dawn (the mother). One of the most plain, extraordinary and revolutionary creations known to man.

Luke Murtagh (God).

by Adamtallica April 15, 2013

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