Tinker's rucksack

A term for the scrotum which reflects the fact that they are an unattractive appendage not unlike a tatty backpack for the possessions belonging to a more impoverished member of society

He seems to have a bit of an itch on his tinker's rucksack

cunnilingus neck

Inexplicable stiff neck usually perceived when waking in the morning after great sex and resulting in the need to turn ones head from the shoulders

You seem to have trouble turning your head, might you have cunnilingus neck?

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