Shit sickle

Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)

Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality

Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

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Reverse bubble machine

Where you and hot chick are slaming ass ckeeks together and the chick has runny shit. You then proceed to fart into the runny shit creating shit bubbles. (Works with all genders!!!)

Person 1: I shouldn't have ate taco bell I have go take a runny shit
Person 2: Wait! I have an idea

Person 1: what is it hurry up
Person 2: lets do a reverse bubble machine