Alfie Bickerstaff

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.

"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James