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Alfie

A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.

Kid"Did you hear about what happened to Alfie"?
Other kid"yeah,let's go cheer him up"

by AnAwsomeGuy November 23, 2014

551πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


Alfie

Alfie is a person with a massive cock and is really buff. Every Alfie i know is always wearing sweatpants so he can show off his giant penis.

"hey look its Alfie"

"how do you know you've never met him"

"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"

by alfieisnotamankeymonkey June 20, 2022

30πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Alfie

A very sexy boy who can get any girl and people know him mr steal your girl and very smart boy

Alfie is sexy

by LOLXDBESTAPP January 23, 2019

178πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Alfie

1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.

Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.

Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie

'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'

by thee dude May 1, 2009

424πŸ‘ 177πŸ‘Ž


Alfie

Alfie is a mega sexy man, he can beat the shit out of you if he wanted, but thats pretty hot, because alfie is a sexy fucker.
he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.

Person A: Hey did you hear that John got beaten up?
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳

by AKI_111 September 30, 2021

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Alfie

That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china

Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

78πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Alfie

A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it

β€œWhy do you put up with that”
β€œHe’s an Alfie”

Hahahahahah

by Slc198 December 31, 2020

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž