Adam S

A loner who will die alone. He has long hair and people call him a coconut. He stuffs his face with ice cream every time he’s sad (Which is most of the time.) He gets rejected a lot. (He cries himself to sleep after most rejections, usually for a month.)

1. He looks like a coconut! Must be Adam S
2. He’s such a loner! Must be Adam S
3. He’s gonna die alone. He’s probably Adam S