Necroticism

1991 album by a legendary English death metal band Carcass. Arguably, their best.

Full album title is "Necroticism — Descanting the Insalubrious", but most don't dare trying to pronounce that, let alone memorize it.
"Descanting" means "talking about something in detail and for a long time", while "insalubrious" is a synonym for "rotten", "sickly" or "putrid".

Newbie: — Hey, I wanna get into death metal a bit, any classics you'd recommend?
Metalhead: — Can't go wrong with Necroticism by Carcass!

Putin

Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.

There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.

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gaystache

A thick, Freddie Mercury style mustache. Very frequently worn by openly gay dudes.

Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.

schizophobe

Someone who is prejudiced against people who have schizophrenia.

— 7 goats can't possibly be greener than 2 cheese sausages!
— Dude, you do realize you're crazy?
— I'm not crazy, you just a raging schizophobe!

Pro Tools

The first actually usable Digital Audio Workstation ever made way back in the early 90s to replace the big ass analog audio mixing and recording consoles and add the ability to unto actions (which was impossible with analog tape recording). Thus, it became an industry standard and the new, heavily updated versions are still used in professional studios.

However, by now, with more and more new DAWs being made (such as Ableton Live, Cubase, Reaper, Studio One, etc.), many producers have been switching from Pro Tools due to Pro Tools' pricing being horribly unjustified, workflow being clunky, performance being poorly optimized in comparison and the whole system being too restricted and buggy. And it's only a matter of time before it's not an "industry standard" anymore.

— Dude, starting out mixing music is such a pain in the ass!
— What DAW do you use?
— Pro Tools.
— Lol, get something different, better ones have been made for years.